You should probably be more concerned that your kids are HIDEOUSLY FUCKING DEFORMED.
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The Kids Of Today is a comic strip written and drawn by Neil Kerber that appears every weekday in London's reprehensible London Lite newspaper. This newspaper is provided free to thousands of idiots, commuters and idiot commuters by the publisher's crack team of onstreet distributors, who seem to like nothing more than both violating their own code-of-conduct and standing exactly in my way as I walk down Tottenham Court Road. I hate them. I hate the newspaper. But, most of all, I hate The Kids Of Today. It's a 3-panel strip that is (presumably) supposed to pass a a 'humorous' comment on the behaviour of the youth of today. Except it isn't funny. At all. Not only is it not funny, it only has about 3 different jokes (1. kids steal stuff, 2. adults don't understand 'da lingo' of the kids, 3. kids wear hoodies), which it recycles endlessly. It's a bit like looking into the brain of a deranged, senile Daily Mail-reading (strangely enough, it's actually published by the same company) pensioner who moans about "hoodies" hanging around on street corners through mouthfuls of porridge. Every time I read it, I want to weep for the trees that were cut down for it to be printed on. Also, I think it's going to give me some kind of visually-transmitted brain disease from it's COMPLETE AND UTTER BADNESS. Also, did I mention how really, REALLY bad it is? Did I? I'm sure I may have done. I've made this blog for the sole purpose of making fun of it, in an attempt to enhance my sad little life in a slightly-pathetic way. WHATever.
I am totally aware that I'm basically just ripping off Joe Mathlete. If you don't, you should read his "Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke" blog, because it's about 89% more amusing than this blog is ever going to be.
All these strips are © Neil Kerber or the London Lite or whoever. I make no claim of ownership by posting them here. Frankly, I'm not sure why I would actually want them. Also, all words pertaining to real people are lies and should not be taken seriously. Probably. Maybe. Bye!
I am totally aware that I'm basically just ripping off Joe Mathlete. If you don't, you should read his "Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke" blog, because it's about 89% more amusing than this blog is ever going to be.
All these strips are © Neil Kerber or the London Lite or whoever. I make no claim of ownership by posting them here. Frankly, I'm not sure why I would actually want them. Also, all words pertaining to real people are lies and should not be taken seriously. Probably. Maybe. Bye!
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hell is chrome. - an mp3 blog I run.
Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke - read. laugh. love.
Speak You're Branes - read. laugh. weep. because you probably live next door to people just like these people.
Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke - read. laugh. love.
Speak You're Branes - read. laugh. weep. because you probably live next door to people just like these people.
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